1 00:00:00,519 --> 00:00:01,596 - hot in cleveland is recorded 2 00:00:01,620 --> 00:00:03,832 In front of a live Studio audience! 3 00:00:04,857 --> 00:00:07,034 Elka! 4 00:00:07,058 --> 00:00:08,503 Elka! 5 00:00:08,527 --> 00:00:09,870 - let us in! 6 00:00:09,894 --> 00:00:12,006 - please, elka, the Tornado's coming! 7 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:13,942 We're all gonna die! 8 00:00:13,966 --> 00:00:15,276 Maybe she's not down there! 9 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:17,212 - no, she's down there! 10 00:00:17,236 --> 00:00:19,513 It reeks of pot, and I can faintly hear 11 00:00:19,537 --> 00:00:20,737 the price is right! 12 00:00:22,975 --> 00:00:24,941 - elka! 13 00:00:28,347 --> 00:00:30,158 - why aren't you at the airport? 14 00:00:30,182 --> 00:00:32,060 - oh, those wusses at the f.A.A. 15 00:00:32,084 --> 00:00:33,695 Grounded all the flights! 16 00:00:33,719 --> 00:00:35,230 Now, why aren't You down there yet? 17 00:00:35,254 --> 00:00:36,831 - elka's not letting us in! 18 00:00:36,855 --> 00:00:38,533 - well, she has to! 19 00:00:38,557 --> 00:00:40,068 - it's the pot. 20 00:00:40,092 --> 00:00:42,303 This must be her growhouse! 21 00:00:42,327 --> 00:00:44,205 - elka, we don't care About your stash. 22 00:00:44,229 --> 00:00:46,074 Just let us in! 23 00:00:46,098 --> 00:00:47,598 - okay! 24 00:00:49,568 --> 00:00:52,636 But you better be cool! 25 00:01:01,346 --> 00:01:05,015 - oh, my god. 26 00:01:17,395 --> 00:01:18,974 Radio announcer: Repeating our top story, 27 00:01:18,998 --> 00:01:20,041 The national weather service 28 00:01:20,065 --> 00:01:21,576 Is putting the Greater cleveland area 29 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,044 Under a tornado watch. 30 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:24,748 Stay tuned for the Latest updates and in... 31 00:01:25,771 --> 00:01:26,815 - what are you doing? 32 00:01:26,839 --> 00:01:27,816 - well, I'm calling paris. 33 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,684 My dress for the daytime emmys 34 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:30,818 Still hasn't arrived. 35 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:31,986 - but that was Lifesaving information. 36 00:01:32,010 --> 00:01:34,288 - yeah, so is this. 37 00:01:34,312 --> 00:01:37,224 oui, hello? C'est moi encore. 38 00:01:37,248 --> 00:01:40,262 chercher ma robe maintenant, Ou des tetes tomberont! 39 00:01:40,286 --> 00:01:42,964 - bloody french. 40 00:01:42,988 --> 00:01:44,499 - you don't even know Who she's talking to. 41 00:01:44,523 --> 00:01:46,901 - don't need to. 42 00:01:46,925 --> 00:01:48,637 What's happening? 43 00:01:48,661 --> 00:01:50,571 - if my one-of-a-kind Couture gown 44 00:01:50,595 --> 00:01:52,273 Doesn't arrive within the hour, 45 00:01:52,297 --> 00:01:55,277 Then my private jet'll never Make it to l.A. By showtime. 46 00:01:55,301 --> 00:01:56,978 - who'd you have to sleep With to get a private jet 47 00:01:57,002 --> 00:01:59,714 Out of of cleveland? 48 00:01:59,738 --> 00:02:01,883 - I resent that comment. 49 00:02:01,907 --> 00:02:04,953 And it's not who think. 50 00:02:04,977 --> 00:02:06,755 - even if your Dress does arrive, 51 00:02:06,779 --> 00:02:08,990 You're never gonna be Able to fly in this weather. 52 00:02:09,014 --> 00:02:10,525 - ah, weather be damned. 53 00:02:10,549 --> 00:02:12,928 'cause now that edge of Tomorrow is been canceled, 54 00:02:12,952 --> 00:02:15,831 This'll be my very last chance To show that susan lucci 55 00:02:15,855 --> 00:02:19,500 Who the real Queen of daytime is. 56 00:02:19,524 --> 00:02:23,872 - judge judy? 57 00:02:23,896 --> 00:02:27,108 - you know, darling... 58 00:02:27,132 --> 00:02:28,609 Instead of making fun, 59 00:02:28,633 --> 00:02:29,644 Perhaps you should go and find 60 00:02:29,668 --> 00:02:32,180 The bottom half of your skirt. 61 00:02:32,204 --> 00:02:34,483 - I have a date. - oh! 62 00:02:34,507 --> 00:02:35,951 - oh, why pretend? 63 00:02:35,975 --> 00:02:38,986 It's a booty call. 64 00:02:39,010 --> 00:02:40,021 - booty call. 65 00:02:40,045 --> 00:02:41,256 Do people still say that? 66 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,292 - people do, but I'm Not sure joy should. 67 00:02:44,316 --> 00:02:46,695 - remember that hot Guy at the coffee shop? 68 00:02:46,719 --> 00:02:48,930 - oh, yeah, the one with No long-term potential. 69 00:02:48,954 --> 00:02:50,664 - well, I've decided All I need him for 70 00:02:50,688 --> 00:02:51,665 Is the short term. 71 00:02:51,689 --> 00:02:53,067 I don't mean to be crude, 72 00:02:53,091 --> 00:02:57,471 But I really need A good rogering. 73 00:02:57,495 --> 00:03:00,141 - in this weather? 74 00:03:00,165 --> 00:03:02,110 - "In this weather"? 75 00:03:02,134 --> 00:03:03,678 - oh, would you relax? 76 00:03:03,702 --> 00:03:05,813 Elka says tornadoes Never hit cleveland. 77 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:10,151 - she also said Lebron wouldn't leave. 78 00:03:10,175 --> 00:03:12,553 - look... I'm the only one here 79 00:03:12,577 --> 00:03:13,955 Who hasn't gotten lucky. 80 00:03:13,979 --> 00:03:15,689 I've dated the guy I Thought was my son 81 00:03:15,713 --> 00:03:17,358 And the guy I thought Was a murderer. 82 00:03:17,382 --> 00:03:20,995 But for whatever reasons, Those did not work out. 83 00:03:21,019 --> 00:03:22,964 - so what do you Know about this guy? 84 00:03:22,988 --> 00:03:24,999 - nothing! And that's The beauty of it. 85 00:03:25,023 --> 00:03:26,701 I only need to know What he's going to do 86 00:03:26,725 --> 00:03:28,370 Between 12:00 and 1:00. 87 00:03:28,394 --> 00:03:30,493 Or 12:00 to 12:18. 88 00:03:32,264 --> 00:03:33,530 I've clocked it. 89 00:03:35,734 --> 00:03:37,212 - well, just keep your phone on, 90 00:03:37,236 --> 00:03:38,646 Because if this Tornado gets any worse, 91 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:39,681 I want to be able To get a hold of you. 92 00:03:39,705 --> 00:03:41,516 - fine. 93 00:03:41,540 --> 00:03:43,952 - oh, my god, look at that wind! 94 00:03:43,976 --> 00:03:45,754 Her clothes are Gonna fly right off! 95 00:03:45,778 --> 00:03:46,977 - that's the plan! 96 00:03:49,881 --> 00:03:52,193 - what is all this stuff? 97 00:03:52,217 --> 00:03:56,364 I feel like I'm in the goonies. 98 00:03:56,388 --> 00:03:57,732 - wow. 99 00:03:57,756 --> 00:03:59,099 Is this stuff real? 100 00:03:59,123 --> 00:04:01,502 - is that a tiara? 101 00:04:01,526 --> 00:04:02,892 Who are you? 102 00:04:06,098 --> 00:04:07,842 - I'm anastasia, 103 00:04:07,866 --> 00:04:11,401 The last surviving member Of the romanov dynasty. 104 00:04:14,806 --> 00:04:16,050 - you are? 105 00:04:16,074 --> 00:04:19,242 - no, but I've always Wanted to say that. 106 00:04:21,446 --> 00:04:23,091 - is all of this yours? 107 00:04:23,115 --> 00:04:25,026 - no, it's stolen. 108 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:27,295 - oh, my god. 109 00:04:27,319 --> 00:04:31,199 - and now I'm going To have to kill you! 110 00:04:31,223 --> 00:04:34,323 I've always wanted To say that too. 111 00:04:38,797 --> 00:04:39,808 - so you're a jewel thief? 112 00:04:39,832 --> 00:04:40,942 - how could that be? 113 00:04:40,966 --> 00:04:45,813 It takes you 20 minutes To walk to our mailbox. 114 00:04:45,837 --> 00:04:48,716 - it's not mine. It's my husband's. 115 00:04:48,740 --> 00:04:50,618 - but I thought you told us Your husband was an accountant? 116 00:04:50,642 --> 00:04:51,886 - he was. 117 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:53,654 But... After he died, 118 00:04:53,678 --> 00:04:59,293 I discovered he was Also a fence for the mob. 119 00:04:59,317 --> 00:05:01,829 - wow, and you never knew? 120 00:05:01,853 --> 00:05:04,299 - well, he never let me in here. 121 00:05:04,323 --> 00:05:08,336 I thought he was Hiding girly magazines. 122 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,339 Oh, I was so relieved. 123 00:05:11,363 --> 00:05:12,573 - well, why didn't you ever 124 00:05:12,597 --> 00:05:14,142 Turn all this Stuff into the cops? 125 00:05:14,166 --> 00:05:16,911 - and ruin my Husband's good name? 126 00:05:16,935 --> 00:05:18,947 - you know, holding On to all of this stuff 127 00:05:18,971 --> 00:05:20,314 Makes you an accessory. 128 00:05:20,338 --> 00:05:22,116 I mean, you could go to jail. 129 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:25,253 - well, there's that too. 130 00:05:25,277 --> 00:05:27,655 - so are we the only People who have seen this? 131 00:05:27,679 --> 00:05:30,291 - well, there was one time... 132 00:05:30,315 --> 00:05:32,426 - what you have Here, mrs. Smith, 133 00:05:32,450 --> 00:05:35,796 Is a genuine faberge egg. 134 00:05:35,820 --> 00:05:37,654 - oh, what? 135 00:05:39,323 --> 00:05:42,291 I couldn't resist. I love that show. 136 00:05:44,363 --> 00:05:45,973 - this stuff is so shiny. 137 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:47,008 - isn't it? 138 00:05:47,032 --> 00:05:49,711 I use a mixture Of herbs and such 139 00:05:49,735 --> 00:05:53,814 for a special polish polish. 140 00:05:53,838 --> 00:05:55,349 - oh, my god. 141 00:05:55,373 --> 00:05:58,152 This is what smells like pot. 142 00:05:58,176 --> 00:06:00,722 This is why you Always smell like pot. 143 00:06:00,746 --> 00:06:02,323 Why didn't you tell me? 144 00:06:02,347 --> 00:06:05,080 - it was fun messing with you. 145 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,265 - ohh! 146 00:06:11,289 --> 00:06:12,366 Oh, my god, we're all gonna die. 147 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:14,068 - melanie, melanie, it's okay. 148 00:06:14,092 --> 00:06:15,836 Victoria, 149 00:06:15,860 --> 00:06:19,807 Do you have a pill that Can help with this situation? 150 00:06:19,831 --> 00:06:21,142 - to share? 151 00:06:23,268 --> 00:06:26,247 - I have some potato Whisky right here. 152 00:06:26,271 --> 00:06:28,104 Grab some roman goblets. 153 00:06:31,242 --> 00:06:33,688 - here, make mine a double. 154 00:06:33,712 --> 00:06:38,226 Ohh, I cannot believe That I'm trapped down here. 155 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:39,594 When a beloved artist 156 00:06:39,618 --> 00:06:42,630 Inhabits an unforgettable Role like honor st. Raven 157 00:06:42,654 --> 00:06:44,798 For the past 27 years, 158 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:47,402 And cannot get to the Daytime emmy awards 159 00:06:47,426 --> 00:06:51,172 To receive her public Lauding from her peers 160 00:06:51,196 --> 00:06:54,708 After being overlooked For such a long time... 161 00:06:54,732 --> 00:06:57,266 Well, then the Terrorists have won. 162 00:07:00,205 --> 00:07:02,850 - listen, even if You can't be there 163 00:07:02,874 --> 00:07:04,685 To get the award, You could still win. 164 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:06,053 - oh, but what's the point, 165 00:07:06,077 --> 00:07:09,223 If I can't personally Rub it in lucci's face? 166 00:07:09,247 --> 00:07:11,058 - I'm sorry, forget About the emmy. 167 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:12,126 Let's put the tiara on. 168 00:07:12,150 --> 00:07:13,616 Oh, where'd it go? 169 00:07:19,458 --> 00:07:20,534 - I needed cheering up. 170 00:07:20,558 --> 00:07:22,970 Something kind of Big happened today. 171 00:07:22,994 --> 00:07:24,038 - what? 172 00:07:24,062 --> 00:07:26,440 - she had sex with a stranger. 173 00:07:26,464 --> 00:07:28,831 - how much did you pay him? 174 00:07:33,505 --> 00:07:35,183 - I'd be happy to Insult you back, 175 00:07:35,207 --> 00:07:36,584 But I'm still kind of on edge. 176 00:07:36,608 --> 00:07:38,775 - sounds like you Didn't pay him enough. 177 00:07:46,318 --> 00:07:48,630 - joy, what happened? 178 00:07:48,654 --> 00:07:50,464 - it started off great. 179 00:07:50,488 --> 00:07:52,133 I was feeling so liberated. 180 00:07:52,157 --> 00:07:54,168 Since I knew there was no Future in the relationship, 181 00:07:54,192 --> 00:07:56,737 I didn't care about the Things I normally would. 182 00:07:56,761 --> 00:08:01,475 - would you like a back Massage or... Whatnot? 183 00:08:01,499 --> 00:08:03,477 - I just want to do it. 184 00:08:03,501 --> 00:08:05,446 And, time permitting, Do it again. 185 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:06,580 - awesome. 186 00:08:06,604 --> 00:08:07,981 Maybe we could hook Up with some funyuns 187 00:08:08,005 --> 00:08:09,238 In between rounds. 188 00:08:11,343 --> 00:08:13,921 - and none of this Was turning you on? 189 00:08:13,945 --> 00:08:15,155 - no. 190 00:08:15,179 --> 00:08:16,491 - I wouldn't say it was Turning me on more, 191 00:08:16,515 --> 00:08:18,459 But it wasn't turning me off. 192 00:08:18,483 --> 00:08:20,495 I was just looking out For my own pleasure. 193 00:08:20,519 --> 00:08:22,318 - I like funyuns. 194 00:08:32,797 --> 00:08:35,142 - it's probably just My friend melanie. 195 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:37,445 - she available for round two? 196 00:08:37,469 --> 00:08:38,746 - that's just... 197 00:08:38,770 --> 00:08:39,902 Oh, who cares? 198 00:08:44,342 --> 00:08:47,522 I'm sorry, she's kind of Freaked out about the weather. 199 00:08:47,546 --> 00:08:50,725 - I think weather's cool. 200 00:08:50,749 --> 00:08:52,482 - maybe don't talk. 201 00:08:55,019 --> 00:08:57,065 Oh, god. 202 00:08:57,089 --> 00:08:59,534 The message isn't From my friend. 203 00:08:59,558 --> 00:09:01,458 It's from my son. 204 00:09:05,063 --> 00:09:06,373 - oh, my god. - I know! 205 00:09:06,397 --> 00:09:08,743 - is that the son you Put up for adoption? 206 00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:10,578 - I don't have any others. 207 00:09:10,602 --> 00:09:12,902 - you never know with you. 208 00:09:19,578 --> 00:09:21,422 - the website I used to find him 209 00:09:21,446 --> 00:09:22,590 Gave him my information. 210 00:09:22,614 --> 00:09:24,058 - and he was Looking for you too? 211 00:09:24,082 --> 00:09:25,392 That's amazing. 212 00:09:25,416 --> 00:09:27,562 - well, the nooner Thought differently. 213 00:09:27,586 --> 00:09:29,997 - did you even know The nooner's name? 214 00:09:30,021 --> 00:09:33,322 - not well enough To use confidently. 215 00:09:35,393 --> 00:09:37,772 - uh, can't you Talk to him later? 216 00:09:37,796 --> 00:09:41,075 - no, you don't Understand, da... Fra... 217 00:09:41,099 --> 00:09:42,099 Dude. 218 00:09:45,370 --> 00:09:47,214 This is a big deal. 219 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,683 See, I gave him up for adoption, 220 00:09:48,707 --> 00:09:51,686 And this is the first time I've heard from him, ever. 221 00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:53,087 What should I say? 222 00:09:53,111 --> 00:09:55,556 - when my mom has guys over, 223 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:57,091 She says she's taking a nap. 224 00:09:59,751 --> 00:10:01,362 - just kind of Emotional right now. 225 00:10:01,386 --> 00:10:02,885 - oh, great. 226 00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:07,368 - see, a million years ago, 227 00:10:07,392 --> 00:10:09,236 My boyfriend and I were In a little hotel room, 228 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,671 Just like this one. 229 00:10:10,695 --> 00:10:12,640 We used a condom and everything, 230 00:10:12,664 --> 00:10:13,941 But fertile myrtle over here 231 00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:15,810 Gets pregnant The first time out. 232 00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:17,377 All the women in my family 233 00:10:17,401 --> 00:10:19,535 Get pregnant at The drop of a hat. 234 00:10:21,339 --> 00:10:23,117 - wait... Where are you going? 235 00:10:23,141 --> 00:10:25,753 - listen... I love sex, 236 00:10:25,777 --> 00:10:27,888 But, truth is... 237 00:10:27,912 --> 00:10:32,793 My mom's place doesn't Have any room for kids, so... 238 00:10:32,817 --> 00:10:34,127 - oh, go ahead. 239 00:10:34,151 --> 00:10:36,062 I don't need sex with you. 240 00:10:36,086 --> 00:10:37,486 I have my son. 241 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:44,071 - you said that? 242 00:10:44,095 --> 00:10:45,939 - oh, you know what I meant. 243 00:10:45,963 --> 00:10:47,741 - well, what did you end up Writing back to your son? 244 00:10:47,765 --> 00:10:48,975 - nothing. 245 00:10:48,999 --> 00:10:50,777 The storm knocked Out all of the reception. 246 00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:53,146 Now I'm dying to tell him How much I want to meet him, 247 00:10:53,170 --> 00:10:55,316 And he's someplace Thinking I don't care. 248 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:57,351 - oh, he's not thinking that. 249 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,153 Oh, guh! 250 00:10:59,177 --> 00:11:00,821 That sounds horrible. 251 00:11:00,845 --> 00:11:02,356 And pete's out there. 252 00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:04,158 They called up all The first responders. 253 00:11:04,182 --> 00:11:06,694 - ugh, I could never Be a first responder. 254 00:11:06,718 --> 00:11:09,496 Maybe a fifth Responder, you know. 255 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,421 It's all cleaned up, And the press can get in. 256 00:11:16,194 --> 00:11:17,604 - I just hope he's okay. 257 00:11:17,628 --> 00:11:19,473 - oh, I'm sure he's fine. 258 00:11:19,497 --> 00:11:21,842 He's probably someplace Safe, wondering if you're okay. 259 00:11:21,866 --> 00:11:23,310 - well, actually, I'm not sure 260 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,178 He's really thinking About me right now. 261 00:11:25,202 --> 00:11:27,881 'cause I said something I shouldn't have. 262 00:11:27,905 --> 00:11:30,183 Earlier today, I Was calling my kids 263 00:11:30,207 --> 00:11:31,184 To calmly assure them 264 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,686 That I was fine. 265 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,455 - this may be the last Time I ever speak to you. 266 00:11:34,479 --> 00:11:35,522 I just want you to Know that I love you. 267 00:11:35,546 --> 00:11:37,558 I love you so much. 268 00:11:37,582 --> 00:11:38,892 Please don't worry, 269 00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:40,528 But... 270 00:11:40,552 --> 00:11:42,996 Please save this message... 271 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:45,121 For the grandkids. 272 00:11:46,224 --> 00:11:48,068 Aah! Aah! 273 00:11:48,092 --> 00:11:49,203 Oh! Pete! 274 00:11:49,227 --> 00:11:50,804 Oh, my god! You're alive! 275 00:11:50,828 --> 00:11:53,173 I'm so happy! 276 00:11:53,197 --> 00:11:54,208 - am I getting a little insight 277 00:11:54,232 --> 00:11:55,276 Into how you handle a crisis? 278 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,078 - oh, my god, this is a crisis? 279 00:11:57,102 --> 00:11:59,680 - look, baby, I'm pretty Sure the safety's on, 280 00:11:59,704 --> 00:12:00,914 But you're straddling my gun. 281 00:12:00,938 --> 00:12:02,183 - oh, sorry. 282 00:12:02,207 --> 00:12:04,184 - be truthful. How Bad is it out there? 283 00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:05,385 - no, there's no need to panic. 284 00:12:05,409 --> 00:12:06,486 Did you get your Emergency supplies together, 285 00:12:06,510 --> 00:12:07,788 Like I told you? 286 00:12:07,812 --> 00:12:09,489 - yes, I packed my Shoes and my makeup, 287 00:12:09,513 --> 00:12:13,127 And my clothing iron Runs on batteries. 288 00:12:13,151 --> 00:12:15,195 What? Those are Emergency supplies in l.A. 289 00:12:15,219 --> 00:12:17,198 I'm still learning here. 290 00:12:17,222 --> 00:12:20,301 - you know, you are... 291 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:22,658 Too cute. 292 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:27,574 - ahem. 293 00:12:27,598 --> 00:12:29,409 Well? 294 00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:31,979 - oh, my god, you look gorgeous! 295 00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:33,146 - ohh. 296 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,715 - um, this is your idea Of an emergency outfit? 297 00:12:34,739 --> 00:12:37,885 I really don't think you women Are thinking this through. 298 00:12:37,909 --> 00:12:39,653 - no, she's dressed for The daytime emmy awards. 299 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:41,855 - you know, with any Luck, if I leave now, 300 00:12:41,879 --> 00:12:43,523 I'll miss the tribute To barker's beauties, 301 00:12:43,547 --> 00:12:46,693 But make it in time For everything else. 302 00:12:46,717 --> 00:12:49,229 - would you please Tell her that she is crazy 303 00:12:49,253 --> 00:12:51,098 To get on a plane In this weather? 304 00:12:51,122 --> 00:12:53,200 - well, she can get on it, But it's not going anywhere. 305 00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:55,703 - oh. Oh, pete. 306 00:12:55,727 --> 00:13:00,774 Dear, sweet, small-town pete. 307 00:13:00,798 --> 00:13:03,610 How can I put this in a Way that won't offend you? 308 00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:05,946 - oh, I'm dying to find out. 309 00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:08,048 - well, here's how it Works with celebrities. 310 00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:10,984 No matter what the weather, Our private planes take off. 311 00:13:11,008 --> 00:13:13,253 And no matter how many Infractions against the law 312 00:13:13,277 --> 00:13:15,089 We allegedly commit, 313 00:13:15,113 --> 00:13:19,159 Our autographs Make it all go away. 314 00:13:19,183 --> 00:13:20,194 Do you understand? 315 00:13:20,218 --> 00:13:21,562 - yeah, I think so, uh... 316 00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:22,629 Well, you better get out there. 317 00:13:22,653 --> 00:13:24,265 - oh, good man. 318 00:13:24,289 --> 00:13:29,436 You know, I think there might Be an autograph in your future. 319 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,525 Wish me luck. 320 00:13:33,965 --> 00:13:35,208 Okay, victoria... 321 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,710 We can do this. 322 00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:39,713 I played a lady storm Chaser in the lifetime movie, 323 00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:41,749 lady storm chasers. 324 00:13:41,773 --> 00:13:46,453 I've been through Much worse than this. 325 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,922 - don't worry. She's Not going anywhere. 326 00:13:47,946 --> 00:13:49,256 - okay. 327 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,659 - attention, all personnel Report immediately 328 00:13:51,683 --> 00:13:54,028 To the emergency Operations center. 329 00:13:54,052 --> 00:13:56,897 The tornado watch has Been upgraded to a warning. 330 00:13:56,921 --> 00:13:58,098 - oh! A warning! 331 00:13:58,122 --> 00:13:59,500 - a funnel cloud has been... - funnel? 332 00:13:59,524 --> 00:14:01,635 Spotted five miles East of the metro area. 333 00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:06,306 - the funnel! That's What makes the cows fly! 334 00:14:06,330 --> 00:14:08,942 - uh, you know, that Happens a lot less often 335 00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:11,511 Than that movie suggests. 336 00:14:11,535 --> 00:14:13,047 Everything will Probably be fine, 337 00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:14,481 But just promise me you'll Go down to the storm cellar, 338 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,516 Just in case. 339 00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:16,884 - okay, I will. I Will, I will, I will. 340 00:14:16,908 --> 00:14:18,819 - I'll come back to check On you just as soon as I can. 341 00:14:18,843 --> 00:14:20,520 - okay. 342 00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:22,989 Just be careful out There. Please be careful. 343 00:14:24,882 --> 00:14:25,859 I love you! 344 00:14:25,883 --> 00:14:27,550 Oh! 345 00:14:30,221 --> 00:14:31,965 - "I love you"? 346 00:14:31,989 --> 00:14:34,034 You've only known Him for a few weeks. 347 00:14:34,058 --> 00:14:35,936 - I know, it's way too soon. 348 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,038 It moves things to the Next level way too quickly. 349 00:14:38,062 --> 00:14:39,339 If one of us doesn't die, 350 00:14:39,363 --> 00:14:41,283 It's gonna be really Embarrassing. 351 00:14:47,071 --> 00:14:48,349 - do you love him? 352 00:14:48,373 --> 00:14:50,084 - I don't know. 353 00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:51,518 It was just so emotional. 354 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:52,819 I had just talked to my kids. 355 00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:54,187 I was worried about victoria. 356 00:14:54,211 --> 00:14:56,356 I was telling Everybody I love 'em. 357 00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:58,460 - all you said to Me is, "I'll miss you." 358 00:15:00,818 --> 00:15:03,263 - well, my love for you Goes without saying. 359 00:15:03,287 --> 00:15:05,966 - apparently. 360 00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:07,567 - did he say it back? 361 00:15:07,591 --> 00:15:08,902 - you know, I couldn't tell. 362 00:15:08,926 --> 00:15:11,371 The wind was so loud I Couldn't hear anything. 363 00:15:11,395 --> 00:15:12,873 I don't even know If he heard me. 364 00:15:12,897 --> 00:15:15,075 - oh, I wouldn't worry About it too much. 365 00:15:15,099 --> 00:15:18,012 I've blurted it out When I didn't mean it too. 366 00:15:18,036 --> 00:15:20,114 Someone recently mistook Me for kate beckinsale, 367 00:15:20,138 --> 00:15:22,383 And I told him I loved him. 368 00:15:22,407 --> 00:15:24,018 - couldn't you Have just given him 369 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:26,875 A biscuit for his guide dog? 370 00:15:37,788 --> 00:15:41,201 - dating at our age is A very delicate dance. 371 00:15:41,225 --> 00:15:43,403 You can't just go Rushing into things 372 00:15:43,427 --> 00:15:45,205 And throwing "I Love yous" around. 373 00:15:45,229 --> 00:15:46,974 I mean, he might Not be ready yet. 374 00:15:46,998 --> 00:15:48,942 I might not be ready yet. 375 00:15:48,966 --> 00:15:51,178 I just got divorced. I Moved to a new city. 376 00:15:51,202 --> 00:15:52,680 I'm enjoying being single. 377 00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:53,747 - oh, for heaven's sakes. 378 00:15:53,771 --> 00:15:55,382 Do you want him to Say it back or not? 379 00:15:55,406 --> 00:15:58,185 - of course I do. I'm crazy about him. 380 00:15:58,209 --> 00:15:59,753 Ohh! 381 00:15:59,777 --> 00:16:00,754 But not with this storm 382 00:16:00,778 --> 00:16:02,422 And all of us dying and all! 383 00:16:02,446 --> 00:16:04,458 - oh, will you stop it? 384 00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:06,093 Now, remember what elka said. 385 00:16:06,117 --> 00:16:08,629 Cleveland never Gets hit by tornadoes. 386 00:16:11,855 --> 00:16:13,889 Elka: well, nice knowing you. 387 00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:24,478 All: aah! 388 00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:25,679 What if this really is it? 389 00:16:25,703 --> 00:16:27,147 We could be right In the tornado's path 390 00:16:27,171 --> 00:16:28,148 And not even know it. 391 00:16:28,172 --> 00:16:29,583 I'll never meet my son! 392 00:16:29,607 --> 00:16:31,218 - and I'll never know If I won that emmy. 393 00:16:31,242 --> 00:16:33,955 - and I'll never know if pete Was gonna say "I love you" back. 394 00:16:33,979 --> 00:16:35,622 - okay, we need to get This out of our heads, 395 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,792 So let's just pretend That the tv works. 396 00:16:37,816 --> 00:16:39,026 - okay. 397 00:16:39,050 --> 00:16:40,627 - it's emmy arrivals At the red carpet. 398 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:41,862 - okay. 399 00:16:41,886 --> 00:16:43,164 - all right, now... 400 00:16:43,188 --> 00:16:47,200 Who do we think looks like crap? 401 00:16:47,224 --> 00:16:49,169 - I'll go first. 402 00:16:49,193 --> 00:16:50,170 Lucci. 403 00:16:50,194 --> 00:16:52,873 - oh, you are such A good friend. 404 00:16:52,897 --> 00:16:54,842 - and a liar. 405 00:16:54,866 --> 00:16:59,546 Lucci rocks the red carpet. 406 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,349 - you know, honesty Is overrated. 407 00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:03,117 I mean, what group of women 408 00:17:03,141 --> 00:17:04,818 Could stay best Friends for 20 years 409 00:17:04,842 --> 00:17:06,553 Without bending The truth a little. 410 00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:08,456 - 20 years? - yeah. 411 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,791 We've been through Everything together. 412 00:17:10,815 --> 00:17:13,627 Let's see, between Us, six divorces... 413 00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:16,363 - five of them yours. 414 00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:19,199 And an endless array Of bad boyfriends. 415 00:17:19,223 --> 00:17:20,835 All of them mine. 416 00:17:20,859 --> 00:17:21,868 - five kids. 417 00:17:21,892 --> 00:17:22,870 - two grandkids. 418 00:17:22,894 --> 00:17:24,427 - nieces, please. 419 00:17:27,532 --> 00:17:29,810 - we've just always Had each other's backs. 420 00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,333 For better and for worse. 421 00:17:33,471 --> 00:17:35,816 - I wish I had what You three have. 422 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,473 - well, you do... Now. 423 00:17:41,513 --> 00:17:44,091 - I meant a tolerance For your voices. 424 00:17:44,115 --> 00:17:46,760 But yes. 425 00:17:46,784 --> 00:17:47,761 - yay! 426 00:17:47,785 --> 00:17:49,263 - wait, do you hear that? 427 00:17:49,287 --> 00:17:50,430 It's quiet outside. 428 00:17:50,454 --> 00:17:51,899 Maybe the storm's passed. 429 00:17:51,923 --> 00:17:54,134 - or maybe we're in The eye of the storm. 430 00:17:54,158 --> 00:17:55,569 Victoria, find the news. 431 00:17:55,593 --> 00:17:58,205 - what, are you kidding? No, the daytime emmys are on. 432 00:17:58,229 --> 00:18:00,240 I made a miracle comeback From a fake illness 433 00:18:00,264 --> 00:18:01,775 To win this thing. 434 00:18:01,799 --> 00:18:04,178 If they call my name, I want to hear it. 435 00:18:04,202 --> 00:18:06,480 Male announcer: and Crystal mcallister 436 00:18:06,504 --> 00:18:07,948 for the strong and the gorgeous. 437 00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:09,249 - oh, my god, this Is my category. 438 00:18:09,273 --> 00:18:12,886 Everybody just shut up. 439 00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:15,221 Announcer: and the emmy For outstanding actress 440 00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:17,257 In a daytime drama goes to... 441 00:18:17,281 --> 00:18:19,626 victoria chase for Edge of tomorrow. 442 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:21,895 Oh, my god! 443 00:18:21,919 --> 00:18:22,930 - you won! 444 00:18:22,954 --> 00:18:24,932 Can you believe it? 445 00:18:24,956 --> 00:18:27,200 - victoria chase Could not be with us. 446 00:18:27,224 --> 00:18:31,160 Accepting for her Tonight, ms. Susan lucci. 447 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,948 - you have got to be kidding me. 448 00:18:40,972 --> 00:18:44,251 And in my one-of-a-kind dress. 449 00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:47,654 - victoria chase is Now living in cleveland 450 00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:52,293 And recovering from Some disfiguring disease. 451 00:18:52,317 --> 00:18:54,728 The words "Botched" And "Surgery" 452 00:18:54,752 --> 00:18:56,096 Have been tossed around, 453 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:58,766 But who can say? 454 00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:02,069 Although she cannot Be here with us today, 455 00:19:02,093 --> 00:19:05,072 I know she must be Feeling what I feel. 456 00:19:05,096 --> 00:19:06,306 Gratitude... 457 00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:08,775 For all my loyal fans! 458 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:12,913 You have loved me For so many years. 459 00:19:12,937 --> 00:19:14,448 Oh, and you don't have to worry, 460 00:19:14,472 --> 00:19:17,284 Because, unlike honor st. Raven, 461 00:19:17,308 --> 00:19:19,920 Erika kane will be Around to entertain you 462 00:19:19,944 --> 00:19:25,191 For many, many years to come. 463 00:19:25,215 --> 00:19:27,961 - get your grubby little Doll hands off my award, 464 00:19:27,985 --> 00:19:30,163 You beautiful freak! 465 00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:32,966 - aah! 466 00:19:33,991 --> 00:19:35,503 - melanie, are you there? 467 00:19:35,527 --> 00:19:37,971 - oh, pete! Yes, We're down here! 468 00:19:37,995 --> 00:19:39,372 What's it like out there? 469 00:19:39,396 --> 00:19:40,841 - it's okay. It's over. 470 00:19:40,865 --> 00:19:43,510 They're working on the Power, but the storm's passed. 471 00:19:43,534 --> 00:19:44,979 Everybody all right in here? 472 00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:46,513 - oh, I'm so glad you're okay. 473 00:19:46,537 --> 00:19:48,415 - uhh. - oh, listen... 474 00:19:48,439 --> 00:19:50,283 I've been thinking About this all day. 475 00:19:50,307 --> 00:19:51,552 When we said good-bye... 476 00:19:51,576 --> 00:19:53,887 - yeah, I was Thinking about it too, 477 00:19:53,911 --> 00:19:55,077 And, uh... 478 00:20:14,565 --> 00:20:16,410 What the hell is all this stuff? 479 00:20:16,434 --> 00:20:18,078 - wait, what... You were Gonna say something. 480 00:20:18,102 --> 00:20:20,936 - you had to date A cop, didn't you?